I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! - Anonymous.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

July 23

I think, all I do here now is count the years. Four. wow. Four years since I tried my typing skills on this notepad. I'm unable to decipher my so-called-emotions as to why I keep coming back here and mostly only to write how many lousy years have passed by... No, nobody reads me anymore. No, I don't read anybody either. That 'art' got stolen [more like thrown away] when the whole evil-dictating-my-life-corporate-scenario happened.

However, I did holiday in Dubai this year, so here's to the crappy jobs that pay for the spontaneous Holidays. Cheers!

And Happy Birthday.