I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! - Anonymous.

Friday, May 18, 2012

If only...

*tumblr-thief  o.O


  1. I would never be able to decide where to go first! :| :P :)

  2. Wait....I guess Hogwarts first or Narnia! No, I guess Emerald's city!
    Oh No! I am confused!
    It is difficult to decide :(

  3. There is no Wonderland here. I am off to Hogwarts ^.^

  4. Hogwarts it is! My life could do with some magic :D

  5. Nice blog you have there. Of course, I would've followed even if all you wrote was gibberish, as long as that tiny bit of Beatles on the side remained..