I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! - Anonymous.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Spliff is the answer...


...but then again, did we ask the question?


Exactly. Does Simpsons make you laugh-out-loud-fall-out-of-bed-laugh? When I was seven or may be eight or could even be twelve (I understood the dirty world a little late) I'd go on watching Simpsons as a cartoon and never understand what my mum would be laughing about. Nobody told me there are things like 'adult-cartoons'.

Anyhow, when summer creeps in... doesn't creep in; burns like hell and kicks the winter out most of the 'life' gets stuck in the house watching Simpsons seasons one after the other because someone forgets their extra hard drive with you and you are glad to see it does not have any porn but just some innocent movies and a whole lot of Simpsons.

oh, and ever had that awkward moment when you suddenly realize you don't like your crush; but only the imaginary version of them you created in your head. That is just sad. Apart from that March was wonderful, amazing, fucked up, pathetic, incredible, lousy, rotten, fantastic,  broken, empty, damn good! Homer makes me laugh the most.

*smiles innocently* O:)