I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! - Anonymous.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Hello October, Be Nice.

^that was how the post was meant to start. A plea to October to be nice. And it was. If we don't count that my computer and my adorable internet have decided Not to work.

Be nice because September was finally awake and crazy.
Be nice because I feel wild and impulsive.
Be nice because ... well. no point continuing. See you in November. Hoping everything will work by then. :o


  1. I'm hoping October works out for you.
    And also, you need to write more.

  2. Oh yeah. It did turn out pretty good. More like GoooooD.