I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! - Anonymous.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The corrupt deserve to die

...not the innocent.

Another earthquake jolts Japan. No major damages.
However, ever since the 11 March disaster on Japan the cheapest flight ticket out of the country is worth Two Lakh for the MNC's to get their employees back home. Had it been the Japan Airways the high prices might have been understandable. But they are none other than the cold-hearted corrupt "humans" of the world.

P.S.: Fighting for the Lokpal bill? My granny says seeing India unite like this vaguely reminds her of the fight against Independence. Vaguely; she was just a kid then.

"Corruption will be out one day, however much one may try to conceal it: the public can as its right and duty, in every case of justfiable suspicion, call its servants to strict account, dismiss them, sue them in a law court, or appoint an arbitrator or inspector to scrutinize their conduct, as it likes." - Gandhi (1926)

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