I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! - Anonymous.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Thou shall not talk shit.

Wake up.
Actually wake up.
Coffee.
Internet.
Newspaper.
Luxury bath.
Soaking in the sun.
Movie.
Write.
Throw it in trash.
Cupcakes.
Lunch.
Movie.
Getting out.
Having some more coffee.
Back home.
Internet.
Dinner.
Internet.
Sleep.

FML... It's the holidays where others are all busy. Will/Shall write soon. Soon as I bust an evil plot of conquering the world. woohoo. :/

*imagine.voice-over.gossip.girl.*

xoxo
stay weird.

3 comments:

  1. Hahahaha. This is cute and funny.
    :D

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  2. My days have been such for almost an year now.
    :D

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  3. Thats what i have been doing...
    :/

    Life's good.

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