I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this with people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! - Anonymous.

Monday, March 28, 2011


You know, when sometimes; always you are late in your submissions but you do end up completing the work and finally feel free. Yea, it's good.
And then the teacher says no to you and refuses to mark it. Sigh, it is just sad.

That's pretty much all.

And oh, this... the text works by the way. Just had Indian Rupee ₹447.5 deducted. Never try things randomly without verifying. No regrets though. It is just one outing sacrificed. Not much.

Enough said.